The Lessons I Have Learned

While Jeremy has been hard at work, I've been learning about life in New Zealand:

Lesson One - The toilets here have two options. One button is for a little bit, the other is for a lot.

Lesson Two - The letter Z is not zee. It's zed.

Lesson Three - Pretzels only come in TINY bags, if you are lucky to find them at all.

Lesson Four - "Chips" are fries, not potato chips and they are much easier to find than pretzels.

Lesson Five - The letters "WH" make an F sound.

Lesson Six - The milk we drink is Trim Milk, not skim milk.

Lesson Seven - To reach the phone company, just dial 123.